Monday, February 14, 2011

Pork Chops And Applesauce

It takes two to tango, and for every failure blog, every boughetto, every Willis, there is a big fat Pork Chop in the freezer just waiting to be thawed out. And with that in mind then let's thaw out our first Pork Chop and begin with a big fat dough boy face (a moon shaped face that looks as though it has sucked down it's share of asthma medication out of asthma inhalers in it's lifetime) that has a grill loaded with some of the most crooked, gnarly looking teeth you have ever seen ( looks like the broken teeth on a saw blade and in fact this grill has teeth growing out of places where I didn't even know teeth could grow and so young to already be so long in the tooth, don't you agree?).  Considering Summerpoet/Poetsummer's dental/tooth obsession I'd expect a better looking mouth than this, wouldn't you? To be fair though I do believe these are some of the whitest teeth that anyone has ever cum across if that is any consolation. Too bad Mommy and Daddy couldn't afford braces or didn't care to get any to get this grill back into it's proper alignment because some of those teeth look like they are growing out of the roof of his mouth, hell they may have even sprouted out of his nasal cavity.



I bet it's hard to even spit out the words "Pork chops and applesauce"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCKCgXgh55w
with a fucked up grill like this without showering everyone near you with a fine mist of saliva. I think you could literally strum a banjo with those things.

Which is why we started out here with something soft to chew on like applesauce. Personally I'd love to keep my other Pork Chops in the freezer but in actuality that decision is not up to me. I'm a terrible cook so let's hope this is the end of my cooking career because it can only get worse from here.

Thank you.

Summerpoet/Poetsummer Links For Your Convenience

What people should know about Summerpoet/Poetsummer/Carrie





Summerpoet/Poetsummer's (Carrie's) blog
http://summerpoet.blogspot.com/

Summerpoet's closed Etsy shop which shows a copyright infringement bracelet she sold. Carrie has never been one to be concerned about infringing on anyone's copyrights as evidenced here and by looking at the other items she has made and sold
http://www.etsy.com/listing/20473910/coco-chanel-photo-charm-bracelet
and an internet article called Adventures In Stealing about her unauthorized use of the Coco Channel logo
http://fashionista.com/2009/03/adventures-in-stealing/
This is probably why she left eBay for Etsy to begin with IMHO-because eBay cares and regulates copyright infringement and Etsy doesn't care.The  Etsy shop was closed due to her getting negged too many times, 50 neutrals and 55 negative feedbacks for things such as shoddy workmanship, non-delivery, forcing buyers to file Paypal disputes to get their money back, and for ignoring her customers once she had their money in her grubby little hands.

And it appears that in need of a selling venue now, and out of sheer desperation, she has reopened her eBay shop which until recently was also closed down
http://myworld.ebay.com/poetsummer
and her first buy? An item that cost a whole $1.20. Isn't she the one always ranting and raving about how cheap other people are when it comes to buyins stuff?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140243234231
Don't break the bank there Fat Ass!
Looks like she also bought some .99 cent cheap plastic blue beads-her jewelry is mostly made up of the cheapest crap available and it looks as though it is supply buying time.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300539094722

Good Lord did the slattern really call a buyer for phone sex like her eBay feedback says?
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=poetsummer&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers
She says
 + He never paid for this item but left abusive feedback couldn't afford it
He says
Reply by outofwater706 (May-16-09 19:40):
i told you i was married, this lady called at 11.30 pm wanted phone sex.! proof

Maybe she was drunk like he says here. I hear she drinks a lot and loves wine and you can read her blogs and see she is always mentioning wine and how much she loves it. Evidently she has had at least one heart attack and now milks society for disability payments so she can sit at home on her fat ass doing nothing and drink all day and night. Who knows if the heart attack was alcohol induced. It probably was. I suspect that all her bad feedback was not accumulated for failure to ship while sick but rather because she was on an alcoholic wino bender.
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=poetsummer&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller
outofwater706 says (and they were even nice enought to leave a positive feedback even tho they didn't like her overpriced, cheap, Dollar Store junk)
+ Paid way to much,worth $10.00, paid $50.00,junk dollar store jewerly "beware"
Follow-up by outofwater706 (May-14-09 20:36):
Called my house at 11.30 pm,Lonely,wanted retract,may have been Drunk ! Proof !

Nothing surprises me and it won't you either once you check out this hot mess- here is a sampling of her eBay feedback as a seller
http://toolhaus.org/cgi-bin/negs?User=poetsummer&Dirn=Received+by
Notice all the negs for shoddy workmanship, disappointment in the item,  item not as described, received entirely different item than that pictured, and for being a non-paying bidder, not to mention all the other lunacy going on in this feedback with other eBayer's back and forth. And these are not counting the one's that were retracted. Notice buyers saying they were harrassed and emailed if they gave her a neg or an neutral. One buyer specifically mentions receiving "amateur psych emails". This is what you set yourself up for by buying from her if you have to give her anything other than glowing feedback. Who needs it?

She also has a shop on ArtFire which hasn't had anything listed yet
http://www.artfire.com/users/summerpoet

And here is a blog where she makes a complete ass of herself and shows her true personality (be sure to read the comments in the comment section to get a good dose of her in action). What a vile creature-speaks as though she just crawled out of a gutter somewhere and this bespeaks her true nature I believe. You can take the girl out of the gutter but you can't take the gutter out of the girl-you are what you are and you can put lipstick on a pig but still underneath what you really have is a lipsticked pork slutlet.
http://adidaswithyou.blogspot.com/2009/05/open-mouth-and-insert-foot.html

And here is another blog about her as well
http://copyrightthievesandcopycatartists.blogspot.com/2010/12/original-copyright-thief-and-copycat.html

And you will find many interesting posts about her on this blog as well:

On these first 2 links she pretends to have cancer to explain away all her bad feedback as a seller which is in itself reprehensible. My best bet is that the only cancer this bitch has is cancer of the soul.


Everyone soon figures out she is full of bullshit about the cancer tho because she has plenty of energy to show up on blogs that have posted about her and rant and rave all day and night all the while still not being able to contact her customers who want their items or their money back because she "is too sick" to be able to deal with them..








Please read those links and pay particular attention to the comment section of them where she does most of her talking. Read about her stalking people on the internet for years, terrorizing other sellers who sell items similar to what she sells, her shilling her own Etsy selling account (to shill means to buy from yourself for the sole purpose of leaving yourself good feedback for appearence's sake), her non-delivery, taking buyer's money and forcing them to file paypal disputes, ignoring her customers who want their items or their money back,  her shoddy workmanship of jewelry made from discarded junk and cheap components and glue, buyers receiving items not as described or not the one pictured, items arriveing broken or so junky and cheap looking it is unwearable. Notice how if a sale goes bad the buyer then becomes a thief, a liar, a stalker, a loser, a criminal who is only harrassing her.

Why would anyone want to buy from a person who has such a nasty personality and is always embroiled in so much controversy? Is it worth it to get one of her cheap, gaudy baubles that you can probably make yourself? I made the mistake of buying from her and the earrings I received were cheap,  just fake silver discs with paper pictures glued on them, had glue strings hanging from them, one earring was more brighter silver than the other (one was shiny, one was dull silver), and they were way too heavy to even wear unless you wanted your earlobes stretched down around your knees and I have in fact never worn them and probably never will.  I rue the day I ever ran across her crap on Ebay. As a buyer, and speaking from experience having dealt with her, I would run the other way as fast as my two little feet can take me as she is very fond of making blogs about people where she bashes them to pieces at the slightest prompt, and it doesn't much matter who the person is-an acquaintance, someone who said something to her or about her that she didn't like, a former friend, other sellers, and even her buyers (which I know from experiece having bought from her).  From my experience this woman lives in a fantasy world, and almost everything out of her mouth is a lie, and she is an evil, foul-mouthed, hateful individuall with no jewelry making talent, and a con-artist and copyright infinger to boot.

Why bother with this decrepit crone when there are so many wonderfully talented jewelry makers out there who DO deilver a nicely made product and who don't put their buyer's thru so much hell?  After all she's so obese and such a drunkard and so miserable to be around that her ex-husband claims to be widowed on his facebook rather than admit to ever having been married to her-what does that tell you?

Thank you.